Welcome to Corpo Greed

Because who needs ethics when you have profits?

Your Role

Congratulations, you're now the CEO of a morally ambiguous mega-corporation! Your mission: balance profits, public trust, and employee morale—or don't. The board only cares about the bottom line.

How to Play

Manage departments like Marketing, HR, and Legal—but remember, they're here to serve YOU.
Make decisions to handle random events. Sure, some might lead to lawsuits, but that's what Legal is for.
Keep an eye on profits, morale, and unrest. If everything crashes, you'll still get a golden parachute… probably.

Key Metrics

Profit

More money, fewer problems (for you).

Public Trust

Convince the masses that your greed is "for the greater good."

Employee Morale

Motivated workers work harder. Demotivated ones unionize.

Unrest Level

A little chaos is fine—just don't let it burn the boardroom down.

"If your employees hate you, the public distrusts you, and the board fires you, remember: You weren't the problem. They were."